People…they suck donkey balls

One thing that i hate about people other than stupidity, Ignorance and retardness is the fact that nobody can think of nothing but “What will make me happy” or in othr words “What do “I” want”.

ROFL

http://www.break.com/index/jewish-girl-prank-calls-her-parents.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCh2FXzD6R4

looks like there is more than one form of Muslims

God gave you brains !!!

Today at college i was talking to one of these religious people about religion <was acting very interested while actually not> in the first subject he said the sentence “GOD gave us brains” like a thousand times and “you shouldn’t do anything without thinking” and “this is the difference between humans and animals”, i then asked him a question which was “why do you pray or do any of the things that you do in GOD’s name such as fasting, paying money every year and finally go screw yourself up in order to go to Mekka?”

His face turned upside down than he said something that denied all what he said about having brains by saying “because GOD said so and we shouldn’t question GOD’s wisdom”

Puzzling huh ?

Egyptians

Due to recent researches, it appears for Egyptians to be the most self-centered sons of bitches there could be.

Ramadan…the holy month

almost everybody i saw today was high, drunk or both…some great start for a holy month eh ??

but i gotta hand it to the people who were angels by being good enough to stop drinking 4o days ago so that their fasting would be accepted by the lord….applause applause applause

Whats next ?

About two months ago the trend was being a metalhead…as they say “MATEEL” along with wearing black T-shirts with the names and logos of bands on them and going around raising horns to everybody.

Now the trend is being an “anti-muslim”…what makes me sure about this is that i have gone some places and found the sentance “FUCK ISLAM” written on dusty cars and walls, on facebook i found several groups named or the meaning of their names is “FUCK ISLAM” i joined some of these groups and found out that alot of them are egyptians.

any expectations for the next trend ???…or as i should say; the next coolest thing that people should do, believe or be to be cool

Finally

i got an invitation to a group called “lets stand up against the group ” Fuck Islam”"   or something like that…anyway i searched the group “Fuck Islam” when the results came out i was laughing my ass off because of the results…check it out yourself

that frightend me !!!

i got an email, attached to that email was a JPG image…i thought; it’s not from someone that important and at the same time thought; that it won’t hurt to read whats in that image so i went ahead and read it <i posted it for you people to read it and tell me what you think about it> anyways after reading it i thought; what a load of crap(Click Image To See Full Size)

Update: Link to picture fixed !

The horny man and the monkey whore !!!

i was generally speaking with a good friend of mine then came the subject of religion and how more stupid people could get…he sent me two pieces of hadith to to prove our point of view, this is what he sent :

باب ‏ ‏من طلب الولد للجهاد ‏ ‏وقال ‏ ‏الليث ‏ ‏حدثني ‏ ‏جعفر بن ربيعة ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏عبد الرحمن بن هرمز ‏ ‏قال سمعت ‏ ‏أبا هريرة ‏ ‏رضي الله عنه ‏ ‏عن رسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏قال قال ‏ ‏سليمان بن داود ‏ ‏عليهما السلام ‏ ‏لأطوفن الليلة على مائة امرأة أو تسع وتسعين كلهن يأتي بفارس يجاهد في سبيل الله فقال له صاحبه إن شاء الله فلم يقل إن شاء الله فلم يحمل منهن إلا امرأة واحدة جاءت بشق رجل والذي نفس ‏ ‏محمد ‏ ‏بيده لو قال إن شاء الله لجاهدوا في سبيل الله فرسانا أجمعون

حدثنا ‏ ‏نعيم بن حماد ‏ ‏حدثنا ‏ ‏هشيم ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏حصين ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏عمرو بن ميمون ‏ ‏قال ‏
‏رأيت في الجاهلية قردة اجتمع عليها قردة قد زنت فرجموها فرجمتها معهم القسامة في الجاهلية المناقب صحيح البخاري

i really didn’t understand anything at first but when i asked him to explain he said that the first one means that soliman whoever that is slept with 100 women in the same night so that he can have 1oo men to fight in the name of islam.

the second one is that the guy who said these words was walking and saw a group of monkeys throwing stones at a monkey who had sex with another monkey who wasn’t is husband or wife (no big difference anyways) so he started throwing stones at it too.

to be honest i won’t comment about this because if i do it will be very offensive, so as i usually do, i’ll let you people comment .

Could there be worse ?

i couldn’t decide which was more idiotic, so i’ll leave this job to who ever reads this post.

No.1: God lead man to inventing air conditioning for a one and only reason which is it should be put in mosques so Muslims could pray in a good atmosphere and that the air conditioning aparatus should be called “mobared al 2eeman”.

No.2: The woman who was fasting with no occasion then suddenly she decided to travel en the heat of the desert on foot, then when the time that people usually break their fasting came she was almost dead and found a bird of some kind bringing a pale of water to her…and afer drinking from that pale of water she never got thirsty till judgment day.

No.3: God sent this hot weather here to egypt so he can make the skin fall off the girls who are almost naked wherever they are.